Sunday, February 8, 2026

Twisted By Love (2024)


Bluesky can be a wonderful place. It’s a social media app where you can be social. Obviously. It hasn’t yet turned into the cesspool that so many social media apps have. It may still get there. It likely will. But, right now, it’s a way for me to connect, usually unsuccessfully, with other people. When I do connect with them, I end up in a situation much like the one I’m currently in.

See, I mostly follow people who like movies. That comes some name drops that I may not have been familiar with until they were mentioned by these people. It’s a way to discover movies, or to get recommendations. Not specifically for Sunday “Bad” Movies, but in general. Someone could share thoughts about how much they liked an under-the-radar 90s action movie or an 80s horror movie that got overshadowed by the big slashers of that era.

One thing I’ve noticed people discussing more, likely because of the oversaturation of streaming services and the rising costs to subscribe to them, is Tubi. You see, Tubi is currently a free ad-fueled streaming service. You go on there, you decide to check out something from their wide array of movies or television, and you click play. There are a handful of ad breaks throughout, but you get to watch the movie on your terms without paying anything. Everything costs more now and wages never rose enough to make up that difference in inflation. Capitalist societies are fun. Having a free option will give people a spot to watch things if they can’t afford the subscriptions.

However, the free option comes with a cost. You have to sit through the ads. Or, much like during the network television era of my childhood, you could always just get up and use the washroom or grab a snack instead of watching another insurance commercial. The other downside, for most people, would be the catalogue. For every decent thing that you might want to watch, Tubi has like five or six bottom-of-the-barrel movies or television shows. I’ve watched numerous Amityville movies there. I checked out The Octogames there. For this post, it was Twisted By Love. However, I’m still not at the point of talking about the movie.

That’s the downside of having a free option like Tubi. There’s some good stuff on the service, for sure, but you sometimes need to dig deep to find it among the slew of cheap stuff they could get to fill out their options.

Bringing it back to Bluesky, the people who use Tubi tend to be open about it. They know what they’re getting into, and they’ve grown an appreciation for the more questionable movies that pop up there. That’s where I find the discussion to be interesting. They mention things that I never heard of, pointing out exactly what might make it work or make it not work. They’ll share all the crazy new things they find on the streamer. Oh, did you know the Alf television finale made its way to the service? No, I didn’t. Thanks to the people I follow, I do now.

A little while ago, one of the people I follow started talking about Twisted By Love. I’m not entirely sure what provoked them to watch it, but they did. And they reported back that there was a scene where you heard the director talking to the actors about their performances and the scene. Not some sort of meta comedy or anything. Just a shot from between takes that was left in the movie. That got a few people curious, including myself. Most of them went solely to that one scene. Me? I had to watch the whole movie. That couldn’t be the only ludicrous thing in there. And it wasn’t.

Twisted By Love followed married couple Alex (Shawn Francis) and Lily (Dalisha Taylor) as they took a trip to a cabin with their friend Shaena (Kevonshay Pinky Donaldson). Over the course of their first day on the trip, secrets were revealed about a past between Alex and Shaena, and relationship bonds were tested as jealousy and betrayal ran high.

Things started rocky in Twisted By Love. It started with a scene from near the end of the movie, but quickly went back to the beginning, as the trio arrived at the cabin. Only, the cabin wasn’t a cabin. It was a random house in the middle of suburbia. Just a plain, old, residential house. Why did they decide to call it a cabin trip? I couldn’t tell you. It clearly wasn’t a cabin in the traditional sense. It wasn’t isolated in any way, whatsoever. It was your average house, and that’s it.

That wasn’t even the only odd thing about that scene. The thing that really tipped me off to how troubled the filmmaking of Twisted By Love would be was the sound design. Alex parked their vehicle in the driveway. He got out and there was a continuous shot as he closed his door, walked around the car, and opened the door for his wife. A little unnecessary for a shot, but whatever. The kicker was that during his entire walk, where nobody was talking to each other, you could her rustling from inside the car. During the sound design, nobody thought to get rid of the sound of the microphone rubbing against one of the actors’ skin or clothes in the car. Not a great look to start off the movie.

Fast forward about fifteen minutes. There have been sex scenes already. There was one about six minutes into the movie. Well, maybe not a sex scene. There was a foreplay scene six minutes in. At fifteen minutes in, there was a dialogue scene that led into the first real sex scene. I mean naked body sex scene this time with bits flopping around, though everything was angled just right so you couldn’t actually see the flopping. Aside from Dalisha Taylor’s buttcheeks. That’s not the point. The point is the lead-in dialogue. The dialogue scene ended with a “joke” about Lily agreeing that if Alex bought dinner, he would get to pin her any way he wanted. It was a joke so good that when it was over, the movie cut to a completely different take of the same line. Two takes of the same dialogue put into the movie one after the other. It was as though they only had the master shot for the scene, liked the start of one take and the end of the other, and instead of cutting from the beginning of one to the end of the other, they left the overlapping dialogue. That’s not the way to edit a movie, let alone shoot it.

The main bit worth highlighting was the scene that got me interested in Twisted By Love. Half an hour into the movie, all three characters were at the park having a nice little lunch. They wrapped up and headed back to the car. Dialogue scene. When they walked off screen, you could hear the director end the scene and ask them to reset for another take. All three actors then broke character and started talking about the scene and joking around. Eventually, the director called action, the actors got back into character, and they ran through the scene again. It was one of the most baffling things I’ve ever seen in a movie.

One final moment I want to bring up is a spoiler for the end of Twisted By Love. If you care about watching this movie at all, maybe don’t read this paragraph. The climax of everything came when Lily ran out of the cabin to a nearby playground to get away from the relationship drama caused by having Shaena around. Of course, Alex and Shaena went to the playground to check in on Lily. A little tussle happened and Shaena fell onto the bottom of a slide in the safest looking roll over the side I’ve ever seen. But it caused her brain damage, which then led to the tension of covering up the potential death or going to the police and being harshly punished for it because they were black. That debate was good enough. The fall onto the slide, however, was just one more poorly done moment in the movie that made me question if it was real. Was I being trolled?

The rest of Twisted By Love was an underwhelming relationship thriller. It went to some dark places by the end, with characters going to great lengths to resolve the love triangle that was festering like a bad wound. But it wasn’t exciting. It wasn’t good. It was poorly built and left the thrilling part of the thriller out. Outside of how poorly made it was, there wasn’t much to take away from this bottom of the barrel, streaming on Tubi movie.

The only reason I knew about Twisted By Love was word of mouth. That word of mouth was actually word of fingertips came courtesy of the fingers of the people on Bluesky who I follow. Had they not mentioned the movie, I never would have known about it. It wasn’t in my algorithm. It wasn’t something I was likely to stumble across as I went from streaming service to streaming service. I can only find so many things on my own. But I found this, all because some people live and die by using Tubi.

Why is that? It’s a free option for streaming movies, when every other streaming option seems to be charging more and more. How expensive will Netflix get? Or Disney+? Or Paramount+? You never know. They just keep hiking the prices up, even for ad-supported tiers. Who doesn’t do that? Tubi. Tubi lets people watch everything for free, just with some ads scattered throughout. That’s the way it should be. Charge for premium tiers without ads. Don’t charge for tiers where the ads pay off the subscription tiers. I’m not the only person feeling that way, hence the people who have found Tubi and love Tubi.

Those people also talk. They’re the same people who would pay to see a relatively unknown movie on the big screen and tell you all about how you should be checking that one out. They’re the kind of people you should trust because they’re the kind of people who have an open mind. They can find the diamonds hidden in the rough. They can find the gems of movies you might not know about. They will also find the terrible stuff that’s just so bad that you wouldn’t believe it unless you saw it yourself. These are my kind of people and this is the reason I love social media, even if so much of it is a hellscape.


Now for a few notes to close things out:

  • Twisted By Love had no connections to any other movies I’ve watched for Sunday “Bad” Movies, so I’m just going to drop links to some random posts that I feel like dropping links to. The Lair of the White Worm, Stone Cold, The Legend of Sorrow Creek, and Breach. I mentioned The Octogames in this post, as well.
  • Have you checked out Twisted By Love?  Have you seen any movies make mistakes as big as this one did? Let me know whatever you’re thinking by posting in the comments, or contacting me on Bluesky or Threads.
  • You can suggest movies for me to watch in the comments, on Bluesky, or on Threads. I’m open to discovering movies I might not already know about.
  • Looking ahead to the next post, I’m going to be checking out a movie called Killer Sofa. In fact, I’ve already watched it. If you want to see my thoughts about it and, maybe, a few other movies, that post will come out sometime soon. It might be next week or the week after. Keep an eye out and I’ll see you then.

Sunday, January 18, 2026

Trump vs the Illuminati (2020)


Three and a half years ago, I watched Bigfoot vs Megalodon. It was a suggestion from someone who I was a mutual follower with on Twitter, who I’m still a mutual follower with on Bluesky. I knew nothing about it, tossed it on, and was immediately lulled into a sense of boredom. It wasn’t good. It wasn’t even entertaining in any way whatsoever. Well, aside from one specific moment. There was a point where the main character said “I’m a clone, not a cuck…” and I lost it. It was the single shining light in one of the dullest movies I’d seen in a long time.

I have a way of tormenting myself through Sunday “Bad” Movies, though. I’ve always been of the mind that no movie is not worth seeing. There’s always something to take away from even the most boring movies. There’s always something to take away from the most poorly made movies. Bigfoot vs Megalodon had that one perfect moment that I could take from it, as well as a big lesson in what not to do when writing or animating a movie. As much as I disliked the movie, it gave me enough hope to check out another of BC Fourteen’s animated movies.

A year later, now two and a third years ago, I checked out Van Helsing. It was his newest movie at that point and served as a prequel to what I had seen. It followed how the Van Helsing  clone I saw in Bigfoot vs Megalodon came to be such a famed space hero. The story of Van Helsing was a big improvement over Bigfoot vs Megalodon, having a coherent plot and a theme. That theme had to do with the general attitude of humanity being the reason that humans would die out. Self-destruction sort of thing. It felt like some depth was given to the universe BC Fourteen was building out.


That improvement convinced me, in the current day, to check out the movie that started the entire universe. Trump vs the Illuminati followed a Chinese clone of Donald Trump (Timothy Banfield) as he discovered his role in a prophecy about the saving of the human species. The world had been destroyed. Humanity was trying to survive in outer space. The alien Illuminati tried to control everything. And the Chinese clone was the only person who could stop them.

Trump vs the Illuminati was a little messier than Van Helsing. It wasn’t for the lack of a story. Having the Donald Trump clone be the prophet who would save humanity was a story, for sure. The issue was how the movie handled Donald Trump. It felt like BC Fourteen wanted to have his cake and eat it, too. He used Donald Trump as a character to poke fun at his mannerisms and attitude, even going so far as to have the clone disavow his roots. However, it also placed this Donald Trump clone as the savior of humanity, which went against the idea of satirizing the guy. It felt like they didn’t know whether they wanted to go against or for Donald Trump, and they decided that playing both sides would be the right course of action. It only muddied the political angle the movie clearly took by using him as the main character.

From looking up the couple documentaries that BC Fourteen made before diving into this animated universe, that stance made sense. He made two political documentaries, one about Trump’s first presidency and one about the campaign trail to get there. From what I can find about Trumpocalypse Now!, it was a collection of archive footage that made the early days of the first Donald Trump presidency into some sort of heroic time in American politics. His other political documentary, Uncivil War: Battle for America was seen as too pro-Trump and anti-Clinton. So it seems as though making Donald Trump the hero wasn’t something new to BC Fourteen when he made Trump vs the Illuminati. It looks like his career at that point was all about putting Trump in a heroic position.


So, yeah, the Trump of it all wasn’t the greatest, since Trump vs the Illuminati clearly came from a guy who appreciated Trump getting into office. Maybe hindsight is 20/20 and BC Fourteen doesn’t feel that way now that we’re a year into Trump’s second, and much more disastrous than the horrendous first time, term. But for the time when this was made, he put Trump in a heroic light, even if that Trump clone said he didn’t like what the real Trump did. That didn’t save the movie from being about Trump as the hero.

The humour surrounding the Trump character was weird throughout Trump vs the Illuminati. Most of the humour came from the vocal impression Timothy Banfield did, which was pretty good. I’ll give the movie that much. They could have had any old hack doing a Trump impression, but managed to get someone who, though they didn’t nail the impression, came close enough to make it believable.

It was the random moments that really made things weird, though. The fact that Satan was an alien in a wheelchair, a part of the Illuminati. That was strange. Or the part where the Chinese Trump clone had a one-man dance-off to show the Illuminati aliens… I don’t know what. He danced, though. There was a dance scene in the middle of Trump vs the Illuminati that I can’t explain. He just started dancing in front of a line of aliens. What an odd thing to happen in the middle of a movie about Trump saving humanity.

Trump vs the Illuminati wasn’t a great movie. It wasn’t even a good movie. But it was a fine middle ground between the previous two BC Fourteen movies I checked out. It had the crazy moments I hoped for, and a storyline I could follow. It didn’t do either element particularly well, but at least it had those elements. That’s all I could ask for, really.


I didn’t know who BC Fourteen was five years ago. I was five hundred posts into Sunday “Bad” Movies before I saw one of his movies. I had been writing these posts for nearly a decade before I even heard his name. Yet, I’m now hooked. I keep watching his movies because, though they aren’t good, there’s always some sort of insanity baked into them. His odd little moments get me to return for another.

Bigfoot vs Megalodon pulled me in with one single line of dialogue. It was the only saving grace of a disastrous movie, but it got me to come back for more. That more was Van Helsing, which told a better story, but didn’t quite have that single memorable moment. Now, upon watching Trump vs the Illuminati, I got another crazy moment. I got a Donald Trump clone dancing like a maniac. I got a wheelchair-bound Satan alien. I got a reason to come back for even more.


I don’t know that these notes will bring people back, but whatever, they’re here:

  • BC Fourteen directed two other Sunday “Bad” Movies features. They were Bigfoot vs Megalodon and Van Helsing.
  • Wes Bruff and Edson Camacho did voice work in Bigfoot vs Megalodon, Van Helsing, and Trump vs the Illuminati.
  • Bigfoot vs Megalodon and Trump vs the Illuminati shared six other cast members. They were Simon Daigle, Carl Folds, Robert Forth, Marco Guzmán, Carrie Isaac, and Carlos Welos.
  • Have you seen Trump vs the Illuminati? Have you seen any of BC Fourteen’s movies? Share your thoughts in the comments, or get a hold of me on Bluesky or Threads.
  • You can contact me on Bluesky, Threads, or in the comments if you have a movie that might be a good fit for Sunday “Bad” Movies. Suggest away.
  • Now for what’s coming up in the next post or two. We’re approaching Valentine’s Day. I’ve got some relationship movies ready to be written about. The one I’m for sure going to be writing about next is Twisted by Love. The other one I have in mind, I haven’t decided whether I want to write about it. But Twisted by Love will be written about. I’ll see you soon for that post.