Sunday, February 24, 2019

The Terror of Tiny Town (1938)


There are three points in time.  There is the past, the present, and the future.  The past is everything you have done up to this point.  Your trials, tribulations, mistakes, failures, and successes.  The happy moments, the sad, and everything in between.  The present is the person that you are based on what happened in the past and how you let those events shape you.  Then there is the future, which is what you want to make it.  There are unavoidable variables such as death, but for the most part you can shape your future.  You can use your past and who you are in the present as a way to nudge yourself down a certain path.

Movies are the same way.  The people making them see their past while making their present work and try to course correct to make a better future.  That could be in the case of making long-lasting franchises.  What I want to talk about, though, is the cultural sensitivity shown through movies as they’ve progressed over their 130ish year existence.

Take, for example, this week’s movie The Terror of Tiny Town.  It was a western released in 1938 that boasted itself as the first film produced with “an all midget cast.”  Buck Lawson (Billy Curtis) was a farm boy who was being tormented by Bat Haines (Little Billy Rhodes), a gang leader.  The two batted heads over robberies, cattle, and Nancy Preston (Yvonne Moray).  It all came to a head in a cabin where there was burning dynamite.
That story might not seem like a big deal.  It’s the basic western story.  White hat versus black hat.  If not literally wearing the hats, the archetypes of each character.  That’s not why The Terror of Tiny Town was included in the Sunday “Bad” Movies.  As has already been mentioned, there are three stages of time: the past, the present, and the future.  The past is necessary to understand the present and the future.  The Terror of Tiny Town is the sketchy past of Hollywood that led to the current okay present.

The Terror of Tiny Town treated the cast like a joke.  The entire time, their height was the butt of sight gags.  They were riding Shetland ponies around because they were small enough for the stature of the actors.  There were jokes about the actors walking under swinging saloon doors instead of pushing them open.  They would walk under fences instead of going around or hopping over.  Everything was made into a joke about how small they were.

This kind of treatment wouldn’t fly so much today.  It took a while for that to be the case, but things have slowly come around to people being respectful of the varied heights that we all are.  Through the 1980s, there were small characters like the Ewoks, Willow, and Howard the Duck where their size wasn’t the sole reason for the movie to exist.  They weren’t there to be made a mockery of.  There were still movies where small people were a joke.  Look at pretty much anything with Santa and his elves up until even Jingle All the Way in 1996.  The elves tended to be there for jokes about how small they were and how easy it was to toss them aside.

The tide started shifting much more recently.  The Wolf of Wall Street used a small person for a joke, but they weren’t the joke in themselves.  The tossing scene that was featured in the movie was a joke about how horrible Jordan Belfort and his cohorts were.  They wanted to throw someone small because they thought it was funny.  The audience is supposed to know it’s a horrible thing and laugh at how horrifying it is that these people would think it’s a good idea.
This isn’t the only issue with older films that has slowly become something that can’t be done in movies.  The Birth of a Nation was about the KKK being the saviors of the south.  Black people were portrayed by white people in blackface and were characterized as dumb, sexual predators always trying to get the women in the area.  None of this would fly today.  The institutional racism and sympathy for the KKK that the movie showcased has since been, rightfully, considered a bad thing.  Blackface is an insult to black people.  It’s a mockery of them by the white people who were suppressing them for so long (and in some cases, still are).  The KKK should never be applauded because they’re basically for genocide.

The rise of black filmmakers in American cinema has really helped to curb a lot of this treatment in movies.  That’s not to say that America has completely improved.  Both of these ideas came together in last year’s great film BlacKkKlansman.  Some people might write me off at this point because I’m a white guy quickly writing about racial issues while not really experiencing them all that much.  I get that.  All I want to say here is that Spike Lee has been making films for black people for over three decades now.  And he may have made more important, impactful movies like Do the Right Thing in his past.  But BlacKkKlansman managed to take a story about a black man in the 1970s, add Spike Lee’s signature style, and infuse some of the present day issues to make an important statement about the current state of the USA.  It’s a long way from what The Birth of a Nation was 100 years earlier.  There’s still a lot of work to be done, too, as Charlottesville has shown us.
Then there’s the issue of the way women have been treated in the film industry.  It’s not great, Bob.  There are way too few movies about women when compared to movies about men.  There are men in most of the roles of power in the industry, which leads to more male driven content.  Think of it like this.  To properly understand someone, you need to walk a mile in their shoes.  If there is a cis male in charge of writing a story about a woman, he’s never going to understand what she goes through on a day to day basis.

That’s not the worst of it though.  For a long time, men in America treated women like property.  They had a woman at home taking care of the kids, cooking, and cleaning.  When he wanted sex, he would get it.  She was his woman, and that was that.  The mentality of treating women like property would make its way into the stories that were told in movies.  Women were romantic interests meant to be earned by the men.  A male character would do something to get the woman.  He would defeat a romantic rival.  He would save the woman from a monster.  Whatever the conflict was, at the end, she was expected to be with him.  Things are still that way in many films.  That’s why the Bechdel Test exists.  It’s a means to check how well done the female representation in any given movie is.  Are there no women?  Failed.  Is there only one woman?  Failed.  Are there multiple women and they only talk about the men?  Failed.  If there are multiple male characters who talk about things other than the women they want, why can’t there be female characters that don’t talk about the men in their lives?

Much like with the racism that has been a part of the movie industry, more female artists will help to alleviate the problems with how women are portrayed.  People like Ava Duvernay, Lynn Ramsay, Kathryn Bigelow, Sofia Coppola, and Patty Jenkins are helping pave the way for better female representation both in front of and behind the camera.  Wonder Woman was as successful as it was because of the women involved.  Zero Dark Thirty had a strong female lead partially due to a woman at the helm.  Hopefully, they inspire more women to come into the business and make stories that bring new points of view.
My intention with this post was to use the injustice that The Terror of Tiny Town did to its actors as a springboard to a more personal story.  What it ended up being, though, was me, an average height white male speaking of the injustices that everyone else experiences.  And much like I said earlier, you need to walk a mile in others’ shoes to understand what they go through.  I haven’t lived the lives of the people I’ve been writing about in this post.  I can’t say how much their lives have improved or fallen apart over the years due to these issues.  I can say that movies have gotten better about not being disrespectful to people.  There are still major issues with the people who make the movies, sure.  But the content has slowly been getting more culturally sensitive.  For the most part, that is.  Characters who aren’t cis white men have been improving.  Watching movies is becoming more exciting with these other stories being told.

The past in movies can be troubling to look at.  Racism, sexism, and all other forms of discrimination ran rampant for the longest time.  Being able to look back at it has made the present an interesting place as people are trying to course correct.  Looking into the future, there will be more variety in stories and storytellers.  They won’t be 95% cis white men.  Things are starting to change.  It’s an exciting future to look forward to as new voices come to the forefront.  I’m looking forward to it.  I hope you are too.
I hope you’re looking forward to these notes, as well:

  • Howard the Duck (week 75) and Jingle All the Way (week 160) were mentioned in this post.
  • Have you seen The Terror of Tiny Town?  How do you think the film industry has grown with these issues?  Let me know in the comments.
  • Twitter and the comments are good places to let me know about what movies I should be checking out for the Sunday “Bad” Movies.  I’m always looking for suggestions about what to watch.
  • There’s an Instagram account for the Sunday “Bad”Movies.  Follow it if you want.  I give updates about the posts and that kind of stuff, so you’ll be able to keep up with things there.
  • I also have a Snapchat.  It’s not blog specific, but I do share clips of the bad movies I watch there.  Add me (jurassicgriffin) if that sounds like something you want.
  • Next week is the week I’ve been looking forward to for some time.  I’ll be heading back to a franchise that has been a big part of the Sunday “Bad” Movies since the first year.  The Marine 6: Close Quarters came out late last year, and I’m obviously going to catch up with it.  Every other movie in the franchise was featured in the blog.  So, come back next Sunday to see what I have written about it.  See you then.

Sunday, February 17, 2019

From Justin to Kelly (2003)


The modern American television landscape is often referred to as peak television.  There are great shows coming out all the time.  They’re seen as the best that television has ever been.  The leaps that the medium has made since the turn of the millennium changed audiences’ perception of television shows.  The most apparent areas that television changed were in the serialized nature of storytelling that led to bigger budgets and larger scopes, and the world of reality and reality competition shows.

Reality shows saw a big boost in the early 2000s when shows like The Real World, Survivor, and Big Brother saw their popularity boom.  But there’s one whole giant subgenre to come out of the reality competition shows that completely took over network television.  That was the talent show.  The one that kicked things into high gear in North America was American Idol.  The Simon Fuller created show saw many artists come to some form of popularity throughout its run.  Carrie Underwood, Adam Lambert, Clay Aiken, Ruben Studdard, and Fantaisa Barrino were just a few of the people to come out of the show.

The first season was a sensation.  FOX brought the show to the air and created an American franchise that has had over 15 seasons.  The winner was Kelly Clarkson, who remains popular with new music still coming out.  The runner up was Justin Guarini, who released two albums and quickly disappeared from the spotlight.  That wasn’t before he and Clarkson starred in a movie together.
From Justin to Kelly was a musical that starred Kelly Clarkson and Justin Guarini.  Kelly (Kelly Clarkson) and her friends Alexa (Katherine Bailess) and Kaya (Anika Noni Rose) went on vacation to Miami.  Kelly quickly fell in love with Justin (Justin Guarini) who ran an event business with his friends Eddie (Brian Dietzen) and Brandon (Greg Siff).

FOX had decided to capitalize on the success of their show, as well as the popularity of the winner and runner up.  In the final stages of the American Idol competition, Kelly Clarkson and Justin Guarini were forced to sign a contract.  It obligated them to star in From Justin To Kelly.  In order to achieve the possible win of American Idol, and hopefully skyrocket into superstardom, they had to sign away a good chunk time to make one of the worst movies ever.

From Justin to Kelly was a musical that didn’t know how to be a musical.  It had songs and choreography and musicians involved, but it didn’t know how to execute any of it in a combined way to make things interesting.  There were decent songs here and there.  What happened during them, however, was lackluster.  Whole songs were spent with people walking through crowds without meaning.  One song setpiece had the two main characters sitting still on a boat as it cruised down an empty river, wearing white clothes that blended into the white boat.  There was nothing visually interesting going on.  And when there was, it wasn’t good.  The choreography was atrocious throughout the movie.  The lack of effort put in to make these things work and flow made it clear that FOX just wanted a quick buck.
In most cases, a movie as bad as this could ruin careers.  Justin Guarini and Kelly Clarkson had just come off their success on American Idol and their follow-up project was a poorly received musical.  Career moves like this normally kill any forward momentum.  That’s what happened with Justin Guarini.  He would end up releasing two albums that nobody really cared about.  Does anyone remember him outside of American Idol and From Justin to Kelly?  His career never blossomed the way that the television show made it seem it would.

Kelly Clarkson, on the other hand, recovered pretty well.  Her first album, which came out the same year as From Justin to Kelly, was successful.  Her second album, which came out in 2004, was the huge one.  It had five insanely popular singles that are still favourites of many people today.  She would soon be the punchline of a joke in The 40 Year Old Virgin, have music featured in Pitch Perfect and The Office, and have more hit songs from hit albums.  Her career didn’t stall because of the movie.

She also managed to keep her acting career going.  Every few years, she’d pop up in a guest spot on a television show.  Reba, American Dreams, and Phineas and Ferb had her come in for roles.  This year, she’s going back to a starring role in an animated musical that features a bunch of musicians.  UglyDolls seemingly put Kelly Clarkson in a leading role, surrounded by the likes of Blake Shelton, Nick Jonas, Charlie XCX, Janelle Monae, and Pitbull.  This could be the musical that shows she can do musicals, because From Justin to Kelly surely didn’t.
As bad as From Justin to Kelly was, with the running joke of the police officer always giving tickets to Brandon, or the horrible comic relief that came with Eddie, or even the horrible backstabbing friend storyline with Alexa, the movie wasn’t as bad as it could have been.  It’s still bottom tier entertainment.  That’s a fact.  But Kelly Clarkson managed to come out of it and be the big star that North America needed.  The whole entertainment industry would be different without her contributions, and if it meant making From Justin to Kelly to get those contributions, it was worth it.

Reality television has helped shape the modern entertainment landscape.  It gave us shows like Hell’s Kitchen, Kitchen Nightmares, and anything else that Gordon Ramsay has done.  It also gave us the talent shows like American Idol, which have led many musicians to some form of stardom.  Justin Guarini and Kelly Clarkson were the first to come out of it, and they made a movie soon after.  Just as important, American Idol helped lead to other shows on American television like America’s Got Talent, The X-Factor, The Masked Singer, and The Voice.  Television was changed forever with the first season of American Idol.  As were bad movies.  And that’s what we’re here for, right?
We’re also here for these notes:

  • Here are some other movies that have been featured in the Sunday “Bad” Movies with musicians in major roles.  Glitter (week 22), Surf School (week 42), New Year’s Eve (week 57), Anaconda (week 80), Money Train (week 109), Leprechaun in the Hood (week 120), Sextette (week 141), Valentine’s Day (week 168), Road House (week 200), Xanadu (week 216), Gigli (week 225), Sandy Wexler (week 231), Street Fighter (week 280), Wild Wild West (week 296), The Wash (week 303), and Snow Dogs (week 322).
  • Robert Hoffman made his third Sunday "Bad" Movies appearance in From Justin To Kelly.  He was previously in Shrooms (week 92) and Gigli (week 225).
  • Four other actors from Gigli (week 225) were in From Justin to Kelly.  They were Brandon Henschel, Dondraico Johnson, Melanie Lewis, and Brandi Oglesby.
  • Nancy O'Meara, Lurie Sposit, and Jason Yribar were all in Showgirls (week 170) before showing up in From Justin to Kelly.
  • Nancy Anderson was in the Sunday "Bad" Movies in Date Movie (week 164) before appearing in From Justin to Kelly.
  • Finally, Kristin Denehy was an actress in both From Justin to Kelly and Norbit (week 227).
  • Have you seen From Justin to Kelly?  What did you think of it?  Probably bad things.  Let me know about them in the comments.
  • You can also use the comments to suggest movies that I should be checking out.  I’m always open to new suggestions there or on Twitter, and I’m trying to collect a list of movies to watch after losing my other one.
  • There’s an Instagram account for the Sunday “Bad” Movies.  Check it out for updates and stuff.
  • While you’re at it, you could also add me on Snapchat if you want to see the clips of bad movies that I sometimes share there.
  • Sometimes I run into trouble doing the Sunday “Bad” Movies.  Yes, I ran into major trouble late last year, and that delayed posts.  This one isn’t nearly that catastrophic.  I accidentally watched movies out of order last week, which means I’ve already watched next week’s movie.  It’s nothing that is throwing over the apple cart that is the blog.  It just means I’ve been sitting on the movie while I watched and wrote about From Justin to Kelly.  My memory of it might not be as fresh as it should be.  Anyway, next week, I’ll have a post up about The Terror of Tiny Town.  You’re in for something special.  See you then.