There was a time when I watched bad movies because I wanted
to watch bad movies. Nothing more came
of it. I was simply curious about what
made people think the movies were as bad as they were. Movies like The Room, Troll 2, and Sharktopus
were in my repertoire. I would watch
movies like these all the time to make up my own opinion about what was good
and bad. People tend to gang up on
certain movies (an act that has become more popular with the rise of social
media). I didn’t want to join the herd
without watching the movies myself and determining what I thought about them.
That’s not to say I made watching bad movies into work. I would watch them with my friends on Friday
or Saturday nights to blow off the steam of constant university studying. We had a bunch of laughs but grew to
appreciate the bad as well as the glimmers of good in the movies. After leaving university, I wanted to keep up
my watching of bad movies. Half a year
later, the Sunday “Bad” Movies were born.
I don’t remember my reasoning behind choosing Sunday as the
day that I posted about bad movies. I
remember what the posts were at the beginning, though. It all started with polls of three
movies. I would get people to choose
between the three movies, and then I would watch that movie that week and write
a post about it that would go up on Sunday.
Some of that is still the same. A
lot of it is different.
The posts for the Sunday “Bad” Movies still go up on
Sundays. I don’t think I’ve missed one
Sunday. If they weren’t going up on
Sundays, I would have to change the name of this whole thing. The day that the posts go up has always
stayed the same. However, about nine
weeks in, I dropped the polling for what movies to watch. Why would I drop that? Hardly anyone was responding to the
polls. I was having to harass people to
get them to vote. It was tough. Polling people right out of the gate was not
the right thing to do. It got me an
interesting first bunch of movies, but it was a lot of work for nothing, really. I decided I would just watch a bunch of
movies and whatever was bad would be what I wrote about. That didn’t last long. Around week seventeen, I began making a
schedule of what I would watch. I would
toss in suggestions from people I knew through Twitter and readers of the
blog. That format is still around, 100
weeks into the Sunday “Bad” Movies.
Speaking of the blog, earlier this year, the Sunday “Bad”
Movies got its own blog. It is no longer
a part of my previous blog. Because I
was getting to have a lot of posts in the series, and the fact that I wanted it
to flourish into something more than just me writing once a week, I decided it
was time to separate the Sunday “Bad” Movies from my other writing. Now, it hasn’t flourished all that much. Since coming to the new blog, I’ve gotten two
comments. One of them was me. I was responding to the other one. I also didn’t follow through on some of the
ideas I came up with in May when I wrote the retrospective for the 75th
post. That seems like it may change now,
since I have a third post this week that is setting the stage for bigger
things. Not bigger as in I’m going to be
doing more than simply writing. For now,
that’s still the case. But I want to
expand the types of posts and it seems that week 100 is finally that step
forward that I was hoping to make.
Other things have changed over the 100 weeks as well. In terms of scheduling, every tenth post has
been a series of movies. I decided that
somewhere between post 10 and 20. For
the one-year anniversary, I decided to open up a poll on what movie from the
first 50 weeks I should rewatch for it.
I’m going to be doing the same this year for the two-year anniversary,
but with weeks 51-100. There was that
one time where I added a movie to a week in honour of Paul Walker when he
died. I never did that again, even
though I considered it for some big deaths that happened recently. That was really a timing thing. Free time and all that stuff. And I’ve tried to include more suggestions in
the schedule during the most recent additions.
I want to include the people who read the blog in the posts. That is one way to do it.
Two other things that got added to the Sunday “Bad” Movies
during the time I have been writing the posts are the Twitter handle
(@sundaybadmovies) and the brand spanking new email account (sundaybadmovies@gmail.com). These are two more ways besides the blog
comments through which people can contact me if they want to talk bad movies or
the blog. If they want to suggest movies
or participate in group posts, this is how they can do it.
The past twenty-five posts have also seen some changes for
the Sunday “Bad” Movies. Nothing has
changed in a major way. It has only
really been statistical changes. The top
ten featured actors and top five featured directors have had some changes. That kind of stuff. I’m not sure if I started keeping count of
the release years of the movies I watch.
It could have been before the 75th week. But I definitely keep track of that now. You can find all of these things on the
statistics page of the Sunday “Bad” Movies blog. It’s at the top of the page. Just look up at the top.
One of the reasons that I write these retrospectives is to
have a record of the statistics within the movies as I have watched them. I like to keep an eye on the actors and
directors that I feature most often. I
also like to see the years of the movies that I watch so that I can try to
spread the eras of film that I cover.
That doesn’t always work. As you
can see by quickly looking back through the most recent posts, I have been
stuck in the new millennium for a while now.
I’m going to go through the three statistics as of the 100th
week right now.
First, let me explain the actors list. These are the ten actors that have been
featured in the most movies that I have watched for the Sunday “Bad”
Movies. The rankings begin based on the
number of movies that the person has been in.
If they have been in the same number of movies as someone else, those
people are ranked based on franchises.
If that is the same, they get ranked based on when their final movie
featured in the Sunday “Bad” Movies was.
If that’s the same, I go back through their movies until there is a
difference. And if they are in all of
the same movies, I rank them alphabetically.
I don’t think it will go that deep.
Here are the top 10 and the movies they have been featured in.
- Danny Trejo – Death Race 2, Death Race: Inferno, Rise of the Zombies, Anaconda
- Louis Gossett Jr. – Iron Eagle, Iron Eagle II, Aces: Iron Eagle III, Iron Eagle IV
- Jaime Pressly – The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure, Torque, Cruel World
- Cary Elwes – Hansel and Gretel Get Baked, The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure, New Year’s Eve
- French Stewart – 30 Nights of Paranormal Activity with the Devil Inside the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Rise of the Zombies, Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2
- Christine Lakin – Parental Guidance, New Year’s Eve, Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2
- Ed Gale – Tiptoes, Chopper Chicks in Zombietown, Howard the Duck
- Jon Voight – Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2, Bratz: The Movie, Anaconda
- David Hasselhoff – Starcrash, The Christmas Consultant, Anaconda III: The Offspring
- Lloyd Kaufman – Bachelor Party in the Bungalow of the Damned, Big Ass Spider!, Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead
The statistics for the directors go pretty much the same way
as the actors. The only difference is
that the list will only feature five, since there are fewer directors for the
movies than actors in them. So here is
that list.
- Roel Reine – Death Race 2, Death Race: Inferno, The Marine 2
- Sidney J. Furie – Iron Eagle, Iron Eagle II, Iron Eagle IV
- Charles Band - Evil Bong, The Gingerdead Man
- Nick Lyon – Rise of the Zombies, Bermuda Tentacles
- David Hillenbrand – Dorm Daze, Dorm Daze 2: College @ Sea
I’m sure that both of those will change within the next
twenty-five movies and that we’ll be seeing some other people filling up those
lists. Now for the years of the
movies. This is, as I said, a way for me
to keep tabs on how unbalanced my movie choices are. It will be heavier on newer years. That’s just how it ends up. So here are the top five (or more, because of
ties) years in terms of their abundance in the Sunday “Bad” Movies.
- 2012 – fifteen movies
- 2011 – ten movies
- 2006 and 2013 – nine movies
- 2008 and 1989 – six movies
- 2003 and 2007 – five movies
As I said, it was going to be heavy on the new millennium. Of the eight years that made the top five
positions, only one is before the year 2000. That’s a lot of movies from more recent
years. And there are more coming to
boost up those numbers. I’m still heavy
on newer movies. Part of that comes from
recommendations, but a lot of it also comes from me. I’ve been trying to get through some DVDs
that I have and my collection is filled with newer bad movies. So there’s that.
Finally, the retrospective wouldn’t be complete without me
thanking all of the people who suggested movies for the past twenty-five
posts. I may have made mention of the
people who suggested movies in the past retrospectives. This time, I’m going to get more
personal. I mean that as I’m going to
not just list off names, but I’m going to write a bit more for each
person. Here goes.
- @Movie_Doc and @Mimekiller. You guys suggested Gymkata, a movie that oddly blended gymnastics and karate in a James Bond style plot. It was an interesting watch that I will never regret, as much as I don’t love the movie like so many other people do. Thank you for bringing the movie and the pommel horse scene into my life. You know the scene. It’s the one in the middle of that strange village. Yeah, that one.
- @J0shArcher. You’ve been helping me watch bad movies for a long time. You might not be online all that much anymore, but I still appreciate the suggestions you gave to me. Metal Man was a great addition to my lineup that almost perfectly fit with what I like to see in these movies. There’s someone recognizable, the movie is a rip-off, and it’s entertaining. Thank you, and I hope you find some more movies for me.
- @KoalaInChicago. View from the Top was a bad movie. It means you chose right in suggesting it for me. It gave me a little Rob Lowe, a little Mike Meyers, and a whole lot of romantic comedy clichés. It also spawned the post that has gotten the only comment on the Sunday “Bad” Movies blog. Thanks for suggesting it. It was a movie deserving of the Sunday “Bad” Movie title.
- @ThatStevenC. I was mentally with you when you suggested Jason Goes to Hell (which you probably don’t remember suggesting). I watched this movie a few years ago and didn’t like it. But now, after you suggested it and I rewatched it, I found that I quite enjoyed it. It was dumb, sure, and yeah, I understand it being bad, but I had a great time watching it. Thanks for making me rewatch and reconsider this movie, man.
- @lyzetteg24. Few movies that I have watched have been as batshit crazy as Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. This was a whole hell of a lot of fun and I have you to thank for it. You brought the movie to my attention, I put it on the list, I fell in love. Thank you.
- @SincereBC. To be honest, Shrooms has been all over the schedule. I believe I pushed the movie back a couple times to fit in new Netflix additions. Well, I finally got to see it and it didn’t disappoint. It was bad but good but bad but good. It was an experience that was worthy of the Sunday “Bad” Movies. Thanks for suggesting this one a long time ago. I’m sorry it took me so long to see it.
- @the_gaming_king. A Talking Cat!?! was pure torture. I despise that movie because of how bad it was. Poorly made, poorly acted, and the voice of the cat sounded like it was recorded in an airport bathroom stall. But it was a good choice for the Sunday “Bad” Movies. Thanks for the torture and the good choice.
- @erincandy. Ghost Storm is one of the best bad movies I’ve seen from recent years. It’s up there with movies like Avalanche Sharks and Android Cop. Thanks, Erin.
- @jaimeburchardt. You are one of the people that I want to thank most. Your support, though not as vocal as one guy who hasn’t yet had a suggestion featured in the Sunday “Bad” Movies, has helped me get through some of my rough writing periods. And your two suggestions (only Monster Brawl in this twenty-five) have been two of the more interesting movies that I’ve watched. Especially Monster Brawl, which had a story that was built differently than what I’m used to seeing. Thank you for always being there, and thanks for the suggestions.
- @ER_NotR. I had to watch Birdemic for the Sunday “Bad” Movies at some point, and your suggestion pushed it up the list. It was a perfect choice for week 100. Thank you for getting me to rewatch the first one, then choose to watch the second one along with it.
A couple of other people I want to thank for their support
are @ImPABLO_i_WRITE and @MarceloJPico.
Pablo is one guy I can depend on to almost always retweet or favourite
the links that I Tweet for the posts. It
warms my heart to see him sharing some of the work that I have done with the
Sunday “Bad” Movies. Marcelo is just a
guy who is supportive of anyone working on anything movie related. He has been supportive of me and has been
trying to get me on his podcast to talk about the blog. The timing hasn’t been right on my end so
that hasn’t happened yet. I still appreciate
the sentiment and hope that I’ll join him at some point to talk the lesser side
of cinema.
So that about wraps up this retrospective. It’s a fairly long one, but one that I hope
you guys read. It has been 100 weeks of
watching bad movies and no end is in sight.
I have twenty-five more weeks planned out right now. In a few months, I’ll be planning out the
twenty-five after that. So get your
suggestions in. I’m always looking for
movies to add to my schedule.
One last thing I have is a thanks to everyone who reads the
posts. I like seeing that people read
the crap that I write. I know I’m not
the best writer. I like to write things
though, and this is a way to get it out.
It’s been a good run and I hope you join me as I continue to venture
into bad movies. See you soon.
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