A short film hit the scene in 2010. It was called Pixels.
It blended classic video game iconology with the real world, making it seem as
through they were one in the same. It was one of those short films that managed
to catch on with the general population. When something like that happens,
studios quickly make sure to buy up the rights. Then they use those rights to
make a feature length film that they can put into theaters and hopefully make a
lot of money with.
Pixels was given the big budget, feature length
treatment in 2015. Happy Madison was the production company behind it. Chris
Columbus was the big name director hired to tackle it. Adam Sandler and a bunch
of his buddies were tossed together to fill out the cast. And it made a modest
amount. Critically, it didn’t do too well. Most modern-era Adam Sandler movies
don’t. But it made back its budget and, seemingly, its marketing as well.
Adam Sandler would soon go on to an extended relationship
with Netflix, the streaming juggernaut. It began as a four-film contract in
2014, was renewed for another four films in 2017, and renewed again in 2020. Pixels
ended up being the final theatrical Happy Madison film prior to the contract
coming into effect and it was the most Adam Sandler way to say farewell to
theatrical audiences.
Pixels, much like the short film it was based on,
brought video games into the real world. In 1982, there was a video game world
championship that Sam Brenner (Anthony Ippolito) was a shoo-in to win. His
friend Will Cooper (Jared Riley) and fellow competitor Ludlow Lamonsoff (Jacob
Shinder) were rooting him on. Sadly, he lost to Eddie Plant (Andrew Bambridge)
at a final game of Donkey Kong. Their competition was recorded and sent
as a time capsule into outer space for any other life to see. Three decades
later, aliens arrived and began attacking Earth as the video games they saw in
the time capsule.
The entirety of the present-day story in Pixels could
be laid out through the different video games that were represented by the aliens.
There were five main alien attacks with five different video games taking the
limelight. Each one was like a new level in the journey of the characters. They
had to overcome the battles to go up against the final boss and beat the video
game aliens once and for all.
Pixels began with the most fitting game for an alien
invasion, Galaga. It was a game about stopping alien invaders from
destroying humankind. At its core, that was the same basic story that Pixels
had. The big difference was that Pixels had more resources to work with
than an arcade game. Pixels could tell a full story with a bunch of set
pieces, build characters, and feature recognizable actors and songs. Galaga
had a limited number of sprites, limited music, and zero defined characters.
There was a great difference between the two. But they were both about stopping
an alien attack.
The Galaga attack set the entire present-day story of
Pixels into motion. Will Cooper (Kevin James) was now the president of
the United States of America. He recognized that the alien invaders resembled
those of Galaga and called upon his friend Sam Brenner (Adam Sandler) to
advise him, instead of Admiral James Porter (Brian Cox), who just wanted to
blow things up. He teamed Sam up with Lieutenant Colonel Violet Van Patten
(Michelle Monaghan), and also brought in Ludlow Lamonsoff (Josh Gad) to help.
Together, that trio would try to save the world.
The second alien attack in Pixels wasn’t much. It was
before anyone outside of the president and his friends thought that the aliens
were a credible threat. The aliens were attacking as the game Araknoid,
one of the many games where a player would bounce a ball off a paddle to break
the bricks floating above. It was a strange game for the aliens to use in an
attack because it was in 1986, and the aliens were basing their attacks on a
time capsule from 1982. Strange timing aside, the attack didn’t mean much to
the story other than to raise the stakes. It was a best of five competitive war
and the aliens had now attacked and won twice. They only needed one more win to
self-justify a full-scale attack on Earth.
The fear that the second loss put into the USA forces led to
them believing that the idea of video games attacking Earth was credible. The
military would listen to Sam and Ludlow as consultants, begrudgingly, because
they couldn’t deny the similarities between the attacks and the classic arcade
games. But they wouldn’t let Sam and Ludlow be in charge. The military had to
save face. They needed to be the alpha, no matter what. They got their light
blaster guns ready and headed to the United Kingdom for the next battle.
They stood on the battleground that the aliens had declared.
The military stared up at the sky. As Sam Brenner tried to fill them in on a
few possible games, they shushed him and said they didn’t need his help. An
alien spacecraft approached. It set the stage for Centipede and began
the assault on the United Kingdom.
Centipede was an important part of Pixels
because it was the moment where things shifted from depending on the military
to depending on old school gamers. There was one essential rule when it came to
Centipede: don’t shoot the middle. To take down the centipede, the
player must shoot from the head to the tail or from the tail to the head.
Shooting the middle only split the centipede in half, making two centipedes.
The military didn’t listen. They shot at anything. The moment that one guy was
eaten by a centipede, Sam took a gun and started shooting the centipede
himself. The military wouldn’t listen, so Sam was going to show them how it was
done. Soon, he and Ludlow were the only two people on the battlefield because
they were the only two who knew how the game worked. They had taken over for
the military.
This was the first battle that was essential to the
character work. The first two battles set up the story so that it could get to
the point of the Centipede battle, but it was the Centipede
battle that was important to the character arcs. Sam Brenner had never lived up
to his potential. He was nearly a video gaming champion. His one loss had
disappointed him so much that he stopped focusing on video games and became a
house call tech support guy. The only people that respected him were Ludlow and
Will because they had seen what he could do on an arcade cabinet. The moment he
stepped up and took down the aliens in a game of Centipede was the
moment that everyone saw what his potential could be. They saw him for what he
was, rather than what he settled for. He was the hero they needed.
The fourth battle brought Eddie Plant (Peter Dinklage) back
into the mix. For the first time since they came to Earth, the aliens had let
the humans know what game was going to be played. It would be Pac-Man
and it would be on the streets of New York City. Eddie Plant was a Pac-Man
champion back in the day, so it only felt right to bring him in to compete
against the aliens that were hellbent on destroying Earth. The problem was that
Eddie was Sam’s main rival because of that defeat so many years before.
That only put three people on the team, though. The fourth
was the creator of Pac-Man, there to go up against the wholesome
character he created. The four of them would be driving cars that represented
the ghosts from the original game. They would need to catch Pac-Man and “eat”
him. If Pac-Man got a pellet, he would be able to eat them. The creator was
quickly out of the battle, though, because he tried to talk to Pac-Man and
reason with him. Pac-Man ate his arm and took off, leaving the three classic
gamers to chase after him.
The Pacman battle solidified Sam Brenner as a hero, as he
singlehandedly took down Pac-Man the third time after Ludlow’s car was eaten
and Eddie drove into a river. That wasn’t the importance of this battle,
though. There was another way that Sam’s character was able to grow due to what
happened in New York. In a complete break of any form of reality, Eddie was
able to zoom his car faster than physically possible. It was revealed at an
afterparty that he was putting in cheat codes so that he could catch Pac-Man. They
were the same cheat codes he had used in the 1982 tournament to beat the other
competitors. Essentially, the aftermath of this battle revealed that he had
cheated Sam Brenner out of a video game championship.
For things to come full circle, there had to be one final
battle. A slew of video games attacked the streets. Ludlow and Eddie were
protecting the civilians from the intruders. Meanwhile, Sam, Will, and Violet
were beamed up to the alien mothership where they were forced into a game of Donkey
Kong to save humanity. They had to make it up the ladders and levels to
take down the giant ape that threw barrels at them.
This was the final piece of Sam’s character arc throughout Pixels.
He had been defeated by Eddie in the final round of the 1982 video gaming
tournament, during a heated game of Donkey Kong. Now he knew that Eddie
cheated. Sam should have won. He got another chance to prove that he was the Donkey
Kong champion by taking down the Donkey Kong aliens. And, instead of
simply winning a tournament, he would save the world. It would be a much
sweeter victory.
The entire story of Pixels was set up in the five
different video games that the aliens used to attack Earth. Galaga
represented the alien invasion that the movie would play out. Araknoid
showed how high the stakes were. Centipede was about the gamers stepping
up. Pac-Man focused on how Eddie was a cheater and Sam was not. Finally,
Donkey Kong brought everything back home by showing that Sam was the
true champion. Each game played its part to tell the whole story.
The final theatrical Adam Sandler movie from Happy Madison
before the Netflix deal took effect was a solid enough one for people who
enjoyed the Adam Sandler schtick. It fell into a few of his regular trappings,
though. Jackie Sandler, Sadie Sandler, Sunny Sandler, and Jared Sandler were
all there. The nepotism was running rampant. His friends were there too, with
Kevin James playing a major role and Nick Swardson getting about ten seconds of
screen time. There was the same 80s music that has filled every Adam Sandler
movie since forever. And the jokes were… they were mostly bad. But it was a fun
enough action movie starring the Sandman.
Studios will always look at popular short films to find
intellectual property for their next feature. It happened with Pixels
because of the success of the 2010 short film. It happened with Lights Out
a couple years later. The quality of the final product will always vary
depending on if the studio respected the original or if they were out for a
quick buck based on the original’s success. But it’ll keep happening. Nothing
will stop that.
Nothing will stop these notes, either:
- Pixels was Adam Sandler’s seventh appearance in the Sunday “Bad” Movies. He could previously be seen in Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (week 20), Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (week 20), Going Overboard (week 67), Jack and Jill (week 101), Sandy Wexler (week 231), and The Ridiculous 6 (week 344).
- Allen Covert appeared in Pixels after showing up in Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (week 20), Going Overboard (week 67), Jack and Jill (week 101), Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star (week 221), and Sandy Wexler (week 231).
- This was also the sixth appearance of Nick Swardson, after A Haunted House (week 34), Jack and Jill (week 101), Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star (week 221), Sandy Wexler (week 231), and The Ridiculous 6 (week 344).
- Jackie Sandler joined the five-timers’ club this week. She was in Pixels, as well as Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (week 20), Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star (week 221), Sandy Wexler (week 231), and The Ridiculous 6 (week 344).
- Pixels marked the fifth appearances of both Jonathan Loughran and Chris Titone, who were previously in Jack and Jill (week 101), Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star (week 221), Sandy Wexler (week 231), and The Ridiculous 6 (week 344).
- Sadie and Sunny Sandler have each been in four Sunday “Bad” Movies now. They were in Jack and Jill (week 101), Sandy Wexler (week 231), The Ridiculous 6 (week 344), and Pixels.
- Affion Crockett had a small role in Pixels. He also had roles in A Haunted House (week 34), Fifty Shades of Black (week 219), and A Haunted House 2 (week 274).
- Three people were in Sandy Wexler (week 231), The Ridiculous 6 (week 344), and Pixels. They were Kevin Grady, Tim Herlihy, and Jared Sandler.
- Dan Patrick was in Jack and Jill (week 101), The Ridiculous 6 (week 344), and Pixels.
- Carlos Alazraqui did some voice work for Free Birds (week 209), The Emoji Movie (week 373), and Pixels.
- Pixels featured Lainie Kazan from Bratz: The Movie (week 63) and Gigli (week 225).
- Fiona Shaw returned to the Sunday “Bad” Movies in Pixels, after making appearances in Super Mario Bros. (week 248) and The Avengers (week 304).
- For a quick bit of Pixels, the aliens spoke through archive footage of Madonna. Madonna was also in Die Another Day (week 153) and Swept Away (week 393).
- Sean Bean returned to the Sunday “Bad” Movies in Pixels. He previously showed up in Death Race 2 (week 9).
- Pixels was the second time Peter Dinklage showed up, following a supporting role in Tiptoes (week 28).
- Michael Boisvert was in both Exit Wounds (week 93) and Pixels.
- There was an actor named Tucker Smallwood in Bio-Dome (week 124) and Pixels.
- Matt Frewer appeared as Max Headroom in Pixels. He was also in Ishtar (week 192).
- Miss Cast Away and the Island Girls (week 208) saw the first Sunday “Bad” Movies appearance of Holly Beavon. Pixels saw the second.
- Kelly Michael Stewart returned from Antisocial (week 214) to pop up in Pixels.
- Hannah Covert and Kevin James were both in Sandy Wexler (week 231) and Pixels.
- Dan Aykroyd played the host of the 1982 video game tournament in Pixels. He also played the bad guy in Nothing but Trouble (week 267).
- Jean Christophe Loustau made appearances in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (week 310) and Pixels.
- Finally, Ronald Reagan showed up in Balls of Fury (week 349) and Pixels.
- Have you seen Pixels? What did you think of it? Let me know your thoughts in the comments or on Twitter.
- If there are any movies that you think I should be checking out for the Sunday “Bad” Movies, you can drop those into the comments or my Twitter timeline, as well. I’m always open to hearing about things I may not have otherwise known about.
- Head on over to Instagram and check out Sunday “Bad” Movies. You’ll only be mildly disappointed.
- There’s one last thing before heading out for the week. That is to cue up the next movie that will be featured. I’ll be taking a trip back to the 1990s for… I’m really not sure how to describe the movie since I haven’t seen it. I’ll be checking out Tammy and the T-Rex, featuring Denise Richards and Paul Walker. I you want to see what I write after that one, come back next week for another post. I’ll be here.
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