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"Death is something not feared by
people who don't tempt it." --
Modern Proverb
EXT. STREET IN THE SUBURBS - EVENING.
An adult is riding a tricycle. A wagon full of toilet paper
is being pulled by the tricycle.
The tricycle hits a bump. The wagon bounces. The toilet
paper rocks from side to side.
Three people run up to the tricycle. The grab toilet paper
from the wagon and begin tossing it at the nearest houses
and yards. The toilet paper unravels everywhere.
EXT. STREET IN THE SUBURBS - MORNING
The homeowners look at their vandalized yards and weep.
INT. POLICE CHIEF'S OFFICE
The police chief sits behind his desk.
POLICE CHIEF
Montana, I need you.
INT. BASEMENT - NIGHT
From behind, a figure is seen sitting in a chair playing
video games.
INT. BOARDROOM
Montana stands at the front of the boardroom. On the screen
is an image of the tricycle adult crying in front of his
empty wagon.
CHAIRMAN
Why pick rolls off of a kid's wagon
and not get your own like a normal
person?
MONTANA
I don't think these are normal
people.
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INT. HALLWAY
Montana walks down the hallway by himself.
INT. ROOM
Montana takes off his jacket.
INT. BASEMENT - NIGHT
Brody holds a PS4 controller in his hand.
INT. BOARDROOM
Montana continues his presentation in front of the chairmen.
MONTANA
I think they're gamers.
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MONTANA (V.O.)
And they don't care who is on the
other end of their online
connection.
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This Christmas
INT. ARCADE
Brody and Montana are standing at the prize counter. The
sounds of game machines can be heard in the background.
BRODY
They call me Brody.
Brody and Montana shake hands.
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To catch them
INT. BASEMENT - NIGHT
Brody and Montana are playing video games.
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He must become them
INT. ARCADE
Brody and Montana hug.
INT. BASEMENT - NIGHT
Brody, Montana, and some other gamers are sharing Doritos
and Mountain Dew while playing video games.
CUT TO VIDEO GAME FOOTAGE
EXT. STREET IN THE SUBURBS - EVENING.
Brody, Montana, and the other gamers look down the empty
street.
BRODY
These houses don't have enough
toilet paper. We're going to give
them some.
CUT TO VIDEO GAME FOOTAGE
CUT TO VIDEO GAME FOOTAGE
CUT TO VIDEO GAME FOOTAGE
EXT. STREET IN THE SUBURBS - EVENING.
Streams of toilet paper fall from the trees.
INT. BASEMENT - NIGHT
Brody and Montana share a bro hug.
INT. POLICE CHIEF'S OFFICE
The chief is sitting behind his desk with an angry look on
his face.
POLICE CHIEF
You think you're one of us, but you
sure look like one of them.
INT. MONTANA'S LIVING ROOM
Montana is playing video games by himself.
EXT. DARK STREET
Brody motions to Montana as if to say "I'm watching you."
Montana smiles back at him.
CUT TO VIDEO GAME FOOTAGE
INT. EMPTY ROOM
A man sits in the empty room.
MAN
These kids are gaming away their
lives.
EXT. STREET IN THE SUBURBS - EVENING.
The gang of gamers are tossing toilet paper at houses and
yards.
INT. POLICE CHIEF'S OFFICE
Montana is pleading to the chief.
MONTANA
I just need more time.
INT. ARCADE
The gang are playing a racing game in the arcade.
EXT. DARK STREET
Montana stands directly in front of Brody.
MONTANA
Brody, do you have any idea how
many people you've TPd? How much
vandalism you've done?
BRODY
The only thing that matters is
wiping away shit with toilet paper.
Brody runs at a yard with toilet paper in his hand. Montana
chases after him.
MONTANA
No!
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Point Blehhhh
This Christmas
Don't see it.
#PointBlehhhh
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