Sunday, January 31, 2016

Imaginary Friends and Gooby (2009)



I love movies, if you couldn’t tell.  I’ve grown up watching movies all the time.  And though I didn’t have the greatest restrictions on what I could watch as a child (I saw The Dead Zone, Lethal Weapon, and The Rocky Horror Picture Show a lot at a young age), I have an idea of what kids tend to watch.  There are movies designed specifically to entertain children.  They target a child’s dreams and imagination, opening a world that was previously only in their heads.  Everything that they ever thought possible is brought to life before their very eyes.  A childlike wonder, whether bright and cheery, dark and chilling, or somewhere in between, manages to shine through in most family movies.

Filmmakers take different approaches to visualizing what children imagine.  There are movies much like any other action or adventure movie that show the adventurous nature of children.  The Goonies has given generations of children the sense of adventure that they don’t get in their everyday lives.  There are movies that bring the nightmares of children alive in ways that horrify even adults.  Take Return to Oz for example.  That movie creeps me out even now, as I’m an adult writing this.  It is like a mixture of bad thoughts that I had as a child brought to life on screen.  Another thing that can be brought to life on screen is a child’s desire for friendship and comradery.

No movie has tapped into children’s discovery of new friends better than E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial.  But I’m not going to focus completely on that.  I’m going to talk about Gooby because this isn’t Sunday “Good” Movies.  This is Sunday “Bad” Movies and I get my points across by watching bad movies every week.  Gooby is a bad movie.  It follows Willy (Matthew Knight) as he moves to a new house, starts at a new school, and tries to live life with parents who seem to forget about him.  After a while, a teddy bear named Gooby (Robbie Coltrane) comes to life and befriends Willy.  It leads to wacky shenanigans and the addressing of the family issues.

Gooby is basically a personification of an imaginary friend.  You know, those friends you had as a kid that weren’t really friends because they weren’t really there?  (On a sidenote, my imaginary friend as a child was a Power Ranger)  Yeah, Gooby is pretty much an imaginary friend except that he’s a real, physical being.  Nobody is going to believe Willy when he says that he has a giant, fuzzy, orange best friend.  For that reason, Willy tries to hide Gooby away in the shed in his backyard.  Willy is the only person to interact with Gooby throughout the majority of the movie, just like a child would be the only person to interact with their imaginary friend.  It’s a decent idea poorly executed because of a myriad of reasons unrelated to the concept.

The question I have to ask is the following.  Why do stories that involve real imaginary friends seem to be so popular among children?  You’ve got Gooby, a giant teddy bear come to life.  There’s E.T., an alien that only the kids interact with until the adults come to take him away.  Of course Mac from Mac and Me would be lumped in here as well, since that movie is a blatant E.T. rip-off.  What is it about these movies that connect with children so well?  It might have to do with the innocence that many children have.  Young children who have imaginary friends might relate to the child characters.  Or perhaps the children just like to see goofy looking characters parading around on screen.

These types of movies aren’t only aiming at the children for an audience, but the parents as well.  There is a lot for an adult to take out of the story if done well.  The movies are a representation of growing up and shedding the innocence of an imaginary friend.  They portray how, as much as you might try to hold onto your childhood, there will be a time when you have to grow up.  Throughout Gooby, Willy is trying to hide his friend away.  Nearing the end of the movie, he has to let his friend free to help someone else, thus outgrowing the bear that he had befriended.  Willy had grown to a point where he didn’t need Gooby anymore.  This is a child outgrowing their imaginary friend and making real connections in life.  E.T. goes one step further by showing the adults trying to take away the friend before the child was ready to give the friend up.  The special agents try and succeed in capturing the alien (a representation of an imaginary friend) and almost kill Elliott by taking E.T. away.  Eventually, Elliott is ready to part with his friend on his own terms and sends E.T. home.

In a way, these types of family movies are coming of age stories.  They aren’t coming of age in the way that the teenagers finding their place in life movies are.  Gooby and Mac and Me are not the same sort of coming of age story as The Breakfast Club or Almost Famous.  They aren’t about a kid finding his place in the world.  They are coming of age in that the kid discovers that it is time to grow up.  It is time to put the childhood innocence behind, while still being a child.  These movies cover the first step of growing up.  They portray children coming of a different age in their life than the teenage movies that are commonly labeled coming of age stories.  The difference is that instead of targeting nostalgic adults for an audience, the target is nostalgic children thinking back to their younger childhood.  It’s a coming of age tale for a different age.

Gooby is not a good movie.  Not at all.  But it manages to encapsulate the longing for friendship that people of all ages have.  It brings a child’s imaginary friend to life.  It has the child shedding that friendship of his own mind and moving on to make connections with other people.  It might not do the best job at showing that, but it’s there all the same.  Willy is getting rid of the young child hang-ups and becoming a more open person.  He is open to new friendships, new opportunities, and his new place in the world.  Gooby sets all of that up.  As do other movies that attempt this kind of story.  For that, I commend them, even if Gooby and Mac and Me aren’t all that great.  At least the idea is there.
Something that is here is this list of notes:

  • During this post, I mentioned Mac and Me, another movie that I covered for the Sunday “Bad” Movies.
  • Robbie Coltrane has been featured in a previous movie for the Sunday “Bad” Movies.  That movie was Flash Gordon.
  • Two actors from The Good Witch were also in Gooby.  They were Paula Boudreau and Matthew Knight.
  • Have you seen Gooby?  What do you think of my imaginary friends come to life assessment?  You can talk about anything related to this post in the comments section.
  • The comments section can also be used to suggest movies for future Sunday “Bad” Movies posts.  I’m always looking for more movies to add to my long list of possibilities.  If you don’t want to use the comments section, you can also find me on Twitter and tell me there.
  • Next week, the movie is going to be Fifty Shades of Black.  That’s right.  I’m going to watch a movie in the theater and then write about it for the Sunday “Bad” Movies.  This will be interesting.  I’ll see you then.
  • Next week is going to be Chop Kick Panda.  My original plans didn’t work out, and this is a substitute that works well considering Kung Fu Panda 3 was just released.  So, that is what’s going on.

Sunday, January 24, 2016

3-Headed Shark Attack (2015) and Pollution



Movies come in all shapes and sizes.  Some of them are meant solely for entertainment purposes.  These movies, typically the summer blockbusters that earn all the crazy money in the box office (though the year end movies are taking a lot of that money now), tend to be a way for people to enjoy their time without thinking about anything deeper than what is on the screen.  There are other movies that work as metaphors for serious issues.  There are biographical movies and movies based on real stories.  Then there are movies that tackle serious issues while completely sidestepping any form of metaphor that could be used.

3-Headed Shark Attack is one of the movies that completely sidesteps metaphors and simply flat out tells the viewer the issue that it wants to address.  That issue is pollution in the ocean.  The movie is about a shark that gets mutated by a floating island of garbage and uses three heads to attack and eat a whole lot of people.  It starts at a research facility near the garbage island, proceeds to a party boat, and concludes at another island where a party was.  There’s even a little bit of Danny Trejo in there to spice things up.

Throughout 3-Headed Shark Attack, the message about how bad pollution is to the world and the wildlife that lives on it is always a topic of discussion.  It comes into play in many aspects of the movie.  First and foremost is the fact that the shark is a product of the pollution.  Early in the movie, some of the workers of the research facility are looking around a room where scientists are studying the marine wildlife near the garbage island.  There are mutations being caused by the garbage in the ocean.  It makes the animals look different and alters their brain chemistry, causing them to be angrier than they would normally be.  In the case of the shark, that hostility is heightened to a blood hungry lust for human bodies.  Secondly is the fact that the shark becomes more agitated by garbage.  The garbage island being the first place of the main story makes sense because of how much garbage is contained there.  The party boat and party island are the creators of more garbage in the ocean, which causes the shark to go there as well.  The movie is as submerged in garbage as it makes the ocean out to be.

The message of pollution and the effect that it has on the world is an important message to give to people.  If we don’t keep the planet free of random garbage, it will cause danger to all creatures big and small, and eventually lead to the destruction of everything we know and love.  This is a problem that has been more prominent as the human population rises to new heights.  More people, more garbage, more problems.  It’s a good thing for some movies to point out problems with the amount of waste that we create.  Though, in many cases, this message is very bluntly stated.

3-Headed Shark Attack isn’t the only Sunday “Bad” Movie that has featured an environmental message of this sort.  The movie Frogs is one of the best examples of this message that I have seen while writing these weekly posts.  The opening of the movie involves Sam Elliott paddling through some wetlands and studying all of the pollution within them.  The whole motivation of the animals to knock off the human characters is that no humans would mean no pollution and no danger to the animals’ habitat.  It is a movie meant to show people that there are consequences to pollution, even if the consequences depicted in the film are exaggerated.

Another movie I’ve covered that has dealt with this material is Birdemic: Shock and Terror.  Most people know the movie for its bad effects and extended shots/scenes of nothingness (such as the opening five minute or so driving scene, or the clapping scene where there is a separate shot of each character clapping).  But if you’ve seen the movie, you know that a large chunk of it focuses on pollution and the need for clean energy.  The birds are angry because of pollution.  They are acting out because they want to get rid of the pollution.  Rod, the main character, is in the business of solar panels, a way to provide energy and electricity to the population without pollutants being spread around.  Environmentalism was a clear message presented through the movie.

Even a few weeks ago, there was a movie that dealt with environmentalism and pollution, though it mainly focused on a different aspect of damaging ecosystems.  Furry Vengeance was primarily about animals trying to keep their homes when a forest was going to be destroyed for a housing development.  It all started with a little bit of litter as Riggs threw a cigar out of his car window.  The animals did not appreciate their forest being treated in such a careless way and fought back by rolling a boulder into Riggs’s car.  It was a message from the filmmakers to care about the environment and the world we live in.  Don’t pollute it or get rid of it.

Pollution and destruction of nature is a theme that comes up time and time again in movies.  I’ve seen it time and time again in the Sunday “Bad” Movies.  Will it ever actually change anything within the minds of the people watching the movies?  Probably not.  Most audiences just want to be entertained.  When they watch a movie like 3-Headed Shark Attack, they aren’t watching it thinking about what the people are doing to their environment.  Audiences don’t think about how bad the world is for the shark that got mutated into having three heads.  People want to watch the shark eat people.  Three heads are just an added level of ridiculous fun.  Viewers are there for the blood, boobs, and action (couldn’t think of another b).  They don’t want or care about the message the movie has.

This week, I watched 3-Headed Shark Attack.  It was an okay product from The Asylum that had some insane moments within it.  It also had a message about pollution and the problems that it causes for the environment.  But nobody cares about that.  They only care about how insane this movie is.  Let me tell you one thing that should sell you on the movie.  A guy jumps off of a boat and proceeds to waterski on a shark with an axe.  So that’s a thing.
Also a thing are these notes:

  • 3-Headed Shark Attack is the sequel to 2-Headed Shark Attack.
  • Other Sunday “Bad” Movies I mentioned in the post are Frogs, Birdemic, and Furry Vengeance.
  • One of the actors in 3-Headed Shark Attack is Danny Trejo.  He was already in a few Sunday “Bad” Movies: Death Race 2, Death Race: Inferno, Rise of the Zombies, and Anaconda.  This puts him in second place for the most frequent actor.
  • 3-Headed Shark Attack was directed by Christopher Ray, who also directed 2-Headed Shark Attack.
  • Have you seen 3-Headed Shark Attack?  Have you seen 2-Headed Shark Attack?  Have you seen any bad movies that deal with environmental issues?  You can discuss all this and more in the comments section.
  • The comments section is also a good place to discuss movies that you think I should watch for future Sunday “Bad” Movies installments.  Is there a movie you want me to watch?  Suggest away.  If you want, you could always tell me on Twitter too.
  • Next week’s movie is going to be Gooby, a Canadian movie about a boy and his adult-sized teddy bear voiced by Robbie Coltrane, better known as Hagrid.  I’ve heard about it.  I accidentally bought two copies of it.  And I’m going to watch it for next week’s post.  See you then.