Sunday, August 30, 2015

Five Things That Make Orca (1977) the Movie It Is





In 1975, the movie Jaws was released into theaters and helped to change the course of movies.  It is commonly cited as the first major blockbuster film and ushered in the modern age of blockbuster filmmaking.  Another thing that the success of Jaws bred was a slew of nature horror movies.  In the five or ten years following Jaws, many other movies playing on similar themes were released.  The late 1970s and early 1980s saw the release of movies such as Piranha and Grizzly.  The movies attempted to capitalize of the same sort of fear that Stephen Spielberg’s movie tapped into, with varying degrees of success.  Another movie in this wave of animal attack movies was 1977’s Orca.

Orca came out in 1977 in the wave of the success of Jaws.  But you already know that.  I already said that.  It stars Richard Harris as Captain Nolan, a ship captain who goes out hunting a killer whale that has been killing sharks and stuff.  When he shoots the wrong whale, the targeted killer whale comes after him with a vengeance.  This leads to death, destruction, and a lot of insanity in this nature horror movie that has become a cult classic of sorts.  I probably won’t do it justice in this week’s post, but I sure will try.

Like most movies that I have watched for the Sunday “Bad” Movies, there are some crazy things that happen in Orca.  I want to take this post to list off five different details within the movie.  These are aspects of Orca that make it into the movie that it is.

1.  The killer whale knows who it is hunting.

One thing that doesn’t usually go over too well in a movie is having the animal be getting revenge on the people who wronged it.  For example, in Jaws: The Revenge, the great white follows the Brody family away from Amity Island and goes after them for what happened in the previous films.  That’s why it is The Revenge.  The shark is going out of its way for revenge.

Orca has a similar story.  The killer whale that witnessed the death of another whale (and the fetus inside that whale) goes after the man who did the killing.  Through any means necessary, it tries to kill the man in some form of whale justice.  These means become exceedingly more ludicrous as the movie goes on. 

2.  There is a dead great white shark found at the beginning of the film.

In a pointed attack at Jaws, near the beginning of Orca, the killer whale murders a great white shark that Captain Nolan is hunting.  Thus, Nolan changes his target to the killer whale.  The murder of the great white shark is what causes the entire story of the movie to take place.  If it weren’t for that death, Nolan wouldn’t have been hunting the whale, wouldn’t have caused the death of the wrong whale, and wouldn’t have been targeted.

Clearly, the death of the great white shark at the beginning of the film was a jab at Jaws.  The first Jaws had come out two years prior to Orca and this movie needed to find a way to top it.  Everyone was afraid of the great white shark at the time.  The only way to make the killer whales more frightening was to have them kill a great white.  It was a moment of “Step over Jaws, Orca is here.” And it set the movie in motion.  This would later be countered by Jaws 2 when a shark killed an orca.  This was like the late 70s film version of two rappers writing songs about each other.

3. The movie was filmed mostly in Newfoundland.

There is a whole lot of Newfoundland in this movie, from the fishing towns to the animals to the icebergs that appear later on in the movie.  Also notable is the fact that Richard Harris is Irish and Charlotte Rampling is English.  Newfoundland joined Canada in 1949, before which it was a British territory.  Many of the people there in 1977 still had ties to their British ancestry or lives, as many still there probably do.  So having the main characters be infused with this British touch is semi-realistic to the way Newfoundland is and was.

4. The killer whale is a good strategist.

The whale in Orca knows what it is doing when it comes to getting revenge on the man that wronged it.  It seems as though it has planned out its attacks well enough that it can almost perfectly execute them.  This good strategy begins when the whale goes into a harbour and punctures the hulls of a bunch of boats, ensuring that the people will not be able to come after it.  Later on, the shark manages to destroy the supports of a house built over the water so that the house will collapse.  During this scene, the whale manages to eat someone’s leg, so that plan worked for that much.  Finally, near the end of the movie, the whale launches an attack on Captain Nolan and his boat by pushing an iceberg towards it.  The whale knows where to push on the iceberg so that it doesn’t tip right over, and it knows what direction to go so that the iceberg will hit the boat, without being able to see around the obstruction.  This is a smart whale.

5. The movie begins with a bunch of killer whales splashing in the water.

Most horror movies tend to start with a scene meant to bring the audience into the action.  Jaws had the first death of the movie.  Scream had Drew Barrymore not knowing the killer in the first Friday the 13th movie.  Orca… Well, it had whales splashing in the water.

This is a common thing I have seen in nature horror.  The first scene might not be a horrific scene, but rather something to set up a theme within the movie.  In the case of Orca, that theme is the familial nature of whale pods.  Pods of whales treat each other like families and will travel together through the ocean waters.  The first scene of Orca sets that up by showing a pod of whales surfacing and going under water; jumping out of the water and landing with a large splash.  It gives a little bit of background to the whale revenge story that the movie has.



Orca is a movie that makes a whale out to have the same intelligence and emotional range as a human.  I don’t know anything about the intelligence of a whale, but it seems unrealistic to me that a whale would have the same emotions in regards to revenge as a human being.  The concept of whale revenge is one that might seem interesting on paper.  It doesn’t completely work as a movie.  Orca is still entertaining enough for a watch.  It is hard to take seriously, yet it’s still fun to watch.  For a movie made to capitalize on the success of Jaws.
I’ve got a few notes here for you guys before you head off for the week:

  • Other animal horror movies I’ve covered are Two-Headed Shark Attack, Shakma, Big Ass Spider!, Snakes on a Train, Anaconda, Frogs (which might be the best comparison to Orca that I’ve covered), Birdemic, and Zombeavers.
  • I mentioned Friday the 13th in the post, and would like to remind you that I’ve covered two films in the franchise.  First, I covered Friday the 13th: A New Beginning.  Later on, I covered Jason Goes to Hell.
  • Have you seen Orca?  What did you think of it?  Did I do it justice with this post (I don’t think I did)?  There’s a comments section below if you want to discuss the movie.
  • You can also use the comments section to suggest movies for me to watch in the future.  If you want me to watch something for the Sunday “Bad” Movies, suggest it.  Either in the comments, like I said, or on Twitter.  I take 95% of movies into consideration when making the schedule.  I did reject someone’s idea of Gladiator once, so I’ll admit to that.
  • Next week’s movie is Chicks Dig Gay Guys and I am super afraid of what this movie is going to be.  It’s likely going to be a terrible comedy.  I watched the trailer once and was astonished at what I was seeing.  So, that’s going to be an interesting one.  See you next week.

Sunday, August 23, 2015

Why is Mr. Clean Such a Noticeable Part of Foodfight! (2012)?



Before I get into the meat of this post, let me give you some background on Foodfight!  The movie was intended to come out in 2003.  In early 2003, some of the hard drives for the movie were stolen and it had to be delayed.  Two more times it got delayed; once in 2005 and again in 2007.  Eventually, the movie was auctioned off by its distributor and released quietly in 2012.  It has since gained some notoriety as one of the worst animated films ever produced.

Foodfight! tells the story of Dex Dogtective (Charlie Sheen), a hero detective in Marketropolis who is trying to solve the case of his missing girlfriend, Sunshine Goodness (Hilary Duff).  When a company called Brand X comes into the grocery store that they live in (Marketropolis), Dex, his friend Daredevil Dan (Wayne Brady), and the rest of the Marketropolis citizens must put an end to the brand and its leader, Lady X (Eva Longoria).  Other voices in the movie include Larry Miller, Chris Kattan, Christopher Lloyd, Ed Asner, Jerry Stiller, Christine Baranski, Edie McClurg, Harvey Fierstein, and Cloris Leachman.  That’s a pretty solid cast for a bad movie.

So, what you’ve got here is a movie about food brands (some real and some made up) in a grocery store fighting a war.  Dex Dogtective is a cereal mascot.  Daredevil Dan is a squirrel that is the character for some sort of chocolate.  Mrs. Butterworth makes an appearance, as do Charlie Tuna and the Twinkie mascot.  The characters represent food.  The characters fight with food.  Yet, for some reason, there are a lot of sightings of Mr. Clean throughout the movie.

I understand that Foodfight! takes place in a grocery store and grocery stores have cleaning products as well as food.  There tends to be an aisle for cleaning products.  I see it all the time at the grocery store.  It is because people want to keep a clean kitchen because it gives them a better feeling that the food will be cleaner.  It makes sense.  Cleaning gets rid of germs, so the food preparation space would be cleaner.  Hence why Mr. Clean could make an appearance in a movie set in a grocery store where the products come to life.

The problem is that the character of Mr. Clean feels so out of place in a world where all of the other characters are food mascots.  Why are there so many food mascots and only one mascot for a cleaning product?  Why is Mr. Clean always seen hanging around with these characters?  Shouldn’t food and cleaning supplies be separated so that no contamination happens?  These are all questions that I have when I think about the character’s inclusion in the action of Foodfight! 

There were many other ways that they could have featured the iconic character without making him feel so out of place in the grocery world.  The one that I thought up immediately while trying to consider alternatives to the character’s out-of-placeness was that there could have been a gang of cleaning product characters.  They could have been the muscle that Dex Dogtective brought in for the retaliation against Brand X.  It would have been more fitting for the character, reduced the odd nature of him always being there, and given some time to the cleaning aisle that most grocery stores have.  Perhaps I’m just a person with better ideas than the people behind Foodfight!

There is a lot of craziness to be found in Foodfight! but nothing is crazier to me than the fact that Mr. Clean is treated like just another food mascot.  He is not a food mascot.  He is a mascot to a cleaning product, and as such, he should not be fraternizing with the food mascots present throughout the rest of the movie.  If the people shopping there had only known that Mr. Clean had been up close and personal with their cereals, cheeses, tuna, and chocolates, they would have been able to find the reasoning for their sicknesses.  As it is, the characters are basically living in a “What they don’t know won’t hurt them” world.  That’s kind of how you should be with the movie.  If you don’t watch it, you won’t know it.  If you don’t know it, it can’t hurt you.  So don’t watch Foodfight!
This was a rather short post.  Here are some notes:

  • Foodfight! is the third Sunday “Bad” Movie appearance for Christopher Lloyd.  He was previously featured in The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure, as well as Baby Geniuses.
  • Another actor making his third appearance in the Sunday “Bad” Movies is Wayne Brady who has shown up in Crossover and The Hero of Color City.
  • Stephen Stanton has been in two Sunday “Bad” Movies.  Before Foodfight!, he was featured in Playing For Keeps.
  • Mark Povinelli is another actor who has already been in the Sunday “Bad” Movies before Foodfight!  He was in Tiptoes.
  • Daniel Franzese was first introduced to the Sunday “Bad” Movies in Cruel World.  He has now been in two movies.
  • Cloris Leachman is someone who has somehow managed to get into two Sunday “Bad” Movies.  Those movies are Foodfight! and The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure.
  • If you know Larry Miller, you might recognize that he has been in both Foodfight! and New Year’s Eve.
  • Christopher Maleki managed to get into two Sunday “Bad” Movies.  They are Foodfight! and Beverly HillsChihuahua.
  • Finally, there’s Edie McClurg who has been in Foodfight! and Roxanne’s Best Christmas Ever.
  • Have you seen Foodfight!?  I really want to read your thoughts about it.  Use the comments below.
  • Is there a movie that you think I should watch for the Sunday “Bad” Movies?  What movie do you think I should watch?  Use the comments below to tell me, or contact me on Twitter.
  • Next week’s movie will be Orca.  Why?  I wanted it to be Orca.  I’ve never seen Orca and I’m curious what the movie is going to be like.  So, yeah.  I’ll see you next week.