Sunday, March 29, 2015

Animated Knockoffs and An Ant's Life (1998)



Let me take you back to the first month of the Sunday “Bad” Movies.  During the second week, I was polling for a movie to watch.  The three options were A Car’s Life, Spider’s Web: A Pig’s Tale, and The Ugly Duckling and Me.  They all came from the same 4-pack of animated movies.  The fourth movie, An Ant’s Life, I had seen previously and therefore didn’t include in the poll.  I ended up watching A Car’s Life and writing about knock-off movies for the first of many times throughout the history of these posts.  Since that time, I decided to rewatch An Ant’s Life.  It never worked out too well until this point.  The movie bounced in and out of the schedule more times than Michael Jordan bounced in and out of a basketball career.  Finally, its time has come.

It seems only fitting that the topic of this week’s post is similar to that of A Car’s Life.  The difference is that I’m going to take a look at it on a more personal level and it will be a little bit more specific than that original post.  Whereas the original was about the idea of direct-to-video and television knockoffs in general, this week I’m going to tell the tale of how I came to know a bunch of animated knockoffs of animated films.  So, basically, while the topic plays in a very similar territory as that second post of the Sunday “Bad” Movies, it is much more similar to the post I wrote for Snakes on a Train.  In that post, I gave my personal history with The Asylum as a production studio.  This post will be my personal history with animated knockoffs.

Before I get into the full on history that I have with these kinds of movies, I feel like I should specify what I mean by animated knockoffs.  Much like Snakes on a Train is to Snakes on a Plane, I am sticking to the more direct knockoffs.  Two similar movies that come out at the same time are not necessarily knockoffs.  Antz and A Bug’s Life came out around the same time.  They are both about ants.  But I wouldn’t say that either movie was trying to use the other’s popularity to make money.  The same could be said about Madagascar and The Wild.  Both are about zoo animals ending up in the African wilderness but neither seemed to be trying to use the other for profit.  The movies I will be discussing are the ones that are clearly trying to make money off of others.  Going back to A Bug’s Life… How similar is the title An Ant’s Life?  Both are 1998, one is practically using the name of the other, and An Ant’s Life was direct-to-video, and likely to confuse parents who were looking to rent a movie for their kids to watch.  That’s the kind of stuff I’m going to be writing about.  Blatant capitalism.

It all starts with An Ant’s Life, I guess.  And to talk about An Ant’s Life, I need to talk about discovering the DVD package that includes An Ant’s Life.  One of the places I go to often when I’m searching for bad movie DVD sets is Walmart.  It’s not that I love Walmart as a store.  It’s always overcrowded, messy, and the parking lot is horrible to drive through.  The one good thing about the place is their cheap movie bins.  Whether it’s the $5 DVDs or the $7 blu-rays, you can usually find some really good deals.  In the DVDs, I’ve found numerous ten movie packs that I’ve used for movies in this blog.  Backwoods Bloodbath?  It came from one of these packages.  Dig Your Grave Friend… Sabata is Coming?  That’s right.  It was in one of these DVDs.  So I guess you can figure out where I’m going with this.

One day I was in Walmart.  What for?  I do not remember.  It was likely cheap shoes or cheap work pants that I would use until they died slow, painful clothing deaths.  Yes, I buy shoes and pants at Walmart.  Say what you want, but that stuff does its job for the time that I have it.  I decided to check out the movie bins during my time in the store to see if there was anything worth picking up.  Maybe there would be a cheap copy of The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford or something.  I’ve seen that movie in the bin before.  As I searched through the bin, I found the DVD with the four animated movies on it.  At first, I threw that back in the bin.  However, the more I thought about it, the more I wanted that DVD.  The movies intrigued me.  They looked terrible, but they intrigued me.  I grabbed the DVD, tossed it into my cart and went to the checkout.

The first movie on the DVD is An Ant’s Life.  It’s playing off of A Bug’s Life, as I’ve already said multiple times.  The second one is Spider’s Web: A Pig’s Tale.  This one is a 2006 animated movie that I can only is playing off of the live action Charlotte’s Web movie that came out that same year.  In fact, based on the description, it is about a spider and a pig who are friends.  Much like in Charlotte’s Web.  The third movie that is on the DVD is A Car’s Life, the Cars knockoff I watched for the second week of the Sunday “Bad” Movies.  The fourth and final movie on the DVD is The Ugly Duckling and Me.  That one’s just an animated retelling of the story of The Ugly Duckling.  There’s no movie from around that time that it was using to make money.

That DVD was my first foray into the world of animated knockoffs of mainstream movies.  I had no idea before finding it in the Walmart bin that there was an industry in animated knockoffs.  It makes sense that there is, though.  Parents want to find anything that could capture their child’s attention so that the kid behaves or doesn’t cause a ruckus.  If you don’t want to take the kid to the theater to see the new Cars movie, you can rent/stream the knockoff A Car’s Life series.  It’s as easy as that.  The movies on this DVD haven’t been the only animated knockoffs I have encountered however.

I’m not sure I’ve mentioned before (because it is pretty much completely unrelated to bad movies) how much I love chocolate milk.  I will look for any sales on the stuff then storm the store looking for it.  Dollar for a liter?  Count me in.  I’ll be all over that like white on rice.  Or brown on rice.  It all depends on the rice.  Anyway, the story continues with me being on one of these chocolate milk runs.  The store Giant Tiger had it on sale so I made my way over there to pick some up.  Much like Walmart, Giant Tiger has a bargain bin for DVDs.  I always look through it before I leave the store to see if there’s anything worth picking up.  Usually the bin has some decent television shows or SNL compilations for me to grab.  I got the first four seasons of Mad Men out of that bin.  Eventually, the quality deteriorated.

After a few trips to Giant Tiger for chocolate milk, I noticed a clear decline in the quality of the movies and television shows that were on sale in the bargain bin.  No longer was King Kong on sale at a cheap price.  Instead, there were a bunch of different animated knockoffs.  Yes, they were back and they were abundant.  This is where I found Tappy Toes, a knockoff of Happy Feet that I’ve covered for the Sunday “Bad” Movies in the past.  The other notable knockoff that I saw in the bin was a hilariously titled Kung Fu Panda knockoff.  The title?  Chop Kick Panda.  That’s right.  They decided that the right name for their knockoff would be Chop Kick Panda.  I haven’t seen that one, but I can say that Tappy Toes is the best of the three animated knockoffs I have seen.

There are numerous other examples of animated knockoffs out on the market.  In the mid-90s, many knockoffs of Disney animated classics were released.  More recently, there are the ones I mentioned, as well as Ratatouing (Ratatouille), Tiny Robots (Robots), Little and Big Monsters (Monsters vs. Aliens), What’s Up (Up), and Frozen Land (Frozen).  It doesn’t look like they will be stopping anytime soon.  With more movies animated movies being released every year, more animated knockoffs will be released.  These companies are trying to make money off of the confusion that their names will bring to potential viewers.  I, for one, enjoy seeing all of these movies out there.  It gives me a good laugh.  And laughter is the best medicine, right?  Not really, but it’s fun to laugh.
I’ve got a bunch of notes for you this week:

Sunday, March 22, 2015

WolfCop (2014)



Every year, there are a few movies that get released that people latch onto as b-movie gold.  These are the genre movies that don’t take themselves seriously.  People enjoy having a few drinks, hanging out with friends, and watching a fun movie that wouldn’t be your typical big summer blockbuster.  These movies are your Sharknados, your Big Ass Spider!s, and other movies of that ilk.  They make it easy for the viewer to turn off their brain for a while and just have a good time.  The movie I watched for this week’s Sunday “Bad” Movie post is another movie that could fit in right alongside these movies.  The movie I’m writing about is WolfCop.

WolfCop tells the story of Lou Garou (Leo Fafard), a bumbling police officer in a small town.  He is turned into a werewolf one night while on patrol in the woods.  Some sort of a ritual thing.  With the help of fellow townsman Willie Higgins (Jonathan Cherry) and co-worker Tina (Amy Matysio), Lou uses his newfound werewolf powers to stop crime and take down the people that made him this way.  He also soups up his car into a pretty awesome WolfCar or something like that.  I think that was the name.  Either way, it was a pretty great car.

I had heard about WolfCop through the grapevine for a couple months now.  There were whispers of it on Twitter.  People saying they enjoyed it.  People just talking about it in general.  I wasn’t sure what the movie was but I knew that I had to see it.  Between the name and… well the name, it was a movie that sounded like it was right in my wheelhouse.  The debate in my head was when I should see it.  Should I see it as soon as I possibly could, or would I be able to hold off and save it for the Sunday “Bad” Movies?  I decided to toss it into the next possible slot for a newer movie and that ended up being this week’s post.

About two minutes after I started WolfCop, I knew I was going to love the movie.  It recognized exactly what it wanted to be and played right into that.  In much the same way as Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (but with better acting and a bigger budget), the movie knows that it is b-movie schlock and just follows through on that look and feel.  It goes all out in terms of how shocking it can be, without the gore being overly gory.  Sure, there’s blood and lots of it.  There are werewolf transformations (which I want to highlight) as well.  Yet the move stays away from being about the guts and instead focuses on simply being over-the-top in a great, fun way.

Now I want to get into a few specifics about what made WolfCop as memorable and fun for me as it was, other than the fact that it understood its place in the world of film.  What better place to start than the werewolf transformation that I so wanted to highlight?  This movie is unique in terms of werewolf transformations.  I’m not talking about the look of the makeup, prosthetics, CGI, and costuming that helped to create the transformation.  That stuff was good and all, but there was one specific thing that happened that I don’t remember ever seeing in any other movie that I have happened to place my eyes upon.  So, the initial transformation that Lou had occurred in a bar bathroom.  He was taking a leak and realized that his urine was bloody.  Then you see a full shot of his wiener as it shoots a steady stream of blood from the tip.  This is immediately followed by the penis exploding into a wolf dick.  That’s right.  The transformation begins with a schlong.  I had never seen that before in any movie involving werewolves.  It shocked me, and I found it kind of amazing.

The other thing I mentioned earlier that I really want to write about in WolfCop is the man that is Jonathan Cherry.  This is a guy who has been in my life since my teenage years, though I never realized it.  As a teenager, I used to always watch certain movies again and again.  One of the franchises that I had seen many times during that period of my life was the Final Destination franchise.  The first, second, and third were the ones I would watch repeatedly.  Jonathan Cherry was in the second movie and had one of my favourite deaths in the entire film.  Little did I know the man that is Jonathan Cherry at that time.  I didn’t have much other experience with the guy until he popped up in the movie Goon a couple years ago, in a sort of career resurgence.  I say resurgence because he has been in What If (The F Word) and WolfCop since then.  In the two I have seen, he is actually quite a memorable presence.  It’s interesting considering his early 2000s movies where he was an all but forgotten figure.  They, Final Destination 2, and House of the Dead all failed to turn him into a star.  It’s sad because I like the presence that he has brought to films recently, though I guess it’s also a good thing because we wouldn’t have his newer roles otherwise.  You know, because one choice can change the outcome of everything.

This week’s movie was one hell of a ride.  WolfCop was entertaining from beginning to end.  I have no real gripes about it.  It was a perfect addition to the b-movie roster, and a great movie to watch as a part of the Sunday “Bad” Movies.  The only thing left to do is promote the hell out of this movie that I have absolutely nothing to do with and hope that more people seek it out and watch it.  It deserves as many pairs of eyeballs as it can get.  If you have any interest in genre filmmaking, horror comedy, or the whole b-movie aesthetic, then this is a movie for you.  You’ll have a great time watching it.

One final thing I want to say that is important to mention about WolfCop is that when the credits began to roll, a card came up saying that 2015 would see the release of WolfCop II.  That gets me very excited because of how good of a time I had watching this movie.  I can assure you that if and when a WolfCop II is released, I will find a way to get it into the Sunday “Bad” Movies schedule.  I will be watching it for sure.
Like always, I’ve got some notes for you:

  • I mentioned three previous Sunday “Bad” Movies in this post.  They were Big Ass Spider!, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, and House of the Dead.
  • Jonathan Cherry was previously in a movie called House of the Dead.  I’ve already linked to that, though.
  • Aidan Devine was in WolfCop.  He was also in Iron Eagle IV.
  • Have you seen WolfCop?  Did you love it like I did?  Do you know who Jonathan Cherry is?  What are some of the crazy werewolf transformations you’ve seen?  Talk about this movie and this post in the comments below.
  • If you would like me to watch a movie for the Sunday “Bad” Movies, you can suggest it in the comments, to my Twitter account, or in my email account sundaybadmovies@gmail.com
  • Next week’s movie will be An Ant’s Life, from the same people who brought you A Car’s Life.  This is a movie that has been in and out of the schedule many times before.  It’s finally going to get covered.  So be ready.